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Do you need me to dumb it down for you?

Don't do it!!!

so sounds like me.

True story

Well, of course.

Try again, ha ha

my life

So true!

"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing ... I saw this on Pinterest."

Yep!

Like a fat kid down a hill... That's how I roll. | Encouragement Ecard

Ugh all the time!

Hi honey, Im just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok. Byeeee. So true

LOL

so true. lol

I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate. | Apology Ecard | someecards.com - via http://bit.ly/epinner

I've been know to do this...

So true

I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping..