My secret is out... this is my Christmas break everyone!
Natalie Wysocki I can't think of a better way to describe our friendship...
why must I love cheese... and bread.. and cheesy bread. ecard Mary Weise
I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it.
I do so many things well, none of which generate income.
I finished eating my cookies before I finished drinking my milk, so clearly I need some more cookies.
Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet
Pepperoni String Cheese Rollups
i define wine not by it's age in years, but by it's price. Five dollars and under is fine with me.
This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of my last job. (Just kidding - it was too funny to pass up!)
I'd be the Zuckerberg of snark, except I'd go public before I'd topped out the value, and I'd live a much more excessive lifestyle. Ok, bad example.