Next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected, I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that. #ecards

I could unfriend you but I'll just hide you from my News Feed so you can still see how Awesome I am & I don't have to see how douchy you are.

Bipolar humor always makes me laugh

Work at times... Sheesh.

Haha..I know a few people like that. Lol



I feel this way .....always.

You don't like me? That's a shame. I'll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I'm busy enjoying my life, and I will be doing that all day.

Funny & so true!

haha, yep!


awkward moment of advanced sarcasm :) LOL

Hahahaha yep Pet peeve of mine for sure! I always think to myself, "way to go! You were the first one in line...at the red light." Go you. Pass-hole.

Rumi Quote - Minimalist Illustration @Kristi Arford Great idea for a quote in a tattoo for the obvious ocean reference ;-)

From time-to-time your daughter has made you question your sanity.

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