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Some eCards: I'm either going out for ice cream or to commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

HAHAHA <----"If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet.

My husband would agree with this one! Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet. -- I swear this is Derek every time I am on a rampage!

Isn't that the truth??

My GPS…

this is so my dad lol he is like "have I taken any time off yet?" "yes dad, 1 minute" lol

exactly :)

Funny Friendship Ecard: The crazy bitch part is merely the admission price to the amazing amusement park that is me.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

hahahaha  (or forever 30) @Erin Gabriel... found a career for us!

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

I about died laughing

Men are like pantyhose Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch.

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