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"I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger." Funny Love Quotes For The People Who Can Handle A Joke

People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair! Frieda, Peanuts #quote

Hair Therapy Wrap - Deep Conditioning on the Go

Girls with curly hair rock! Mine is straight but I love naturally curly hair on girls AND boys.

shit that blows just makes me LOL saying it :)

shit- that blows; when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat.

calories (noun) - tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

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If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

Do it all the time when reading Facebook posts.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

This is so true my love..so very very true!!

Truthfully I could talk about you all day and all night and I'd still have a million more things to say. But too many words become meaningless, so I'll just leave it at you're the most wonderful person I've ever met, and I can't imagine not

my whole life summed up in one statement. thoughtdubber

Goes along with, "Well don"t ask for my opinion if you don't want to hear it!

Lauren my daughter.. U make me more than I am. Thankyou for being you!  U little Hick!  lol..

I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude. ~ well not personality really, more like, mentality. I like nice things but you can keep all the pink glittery stuff.

Oops! Haha facial expressions give it away need to remeber LOL

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

February 20, 2012

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

Completely inappropriate but oh so funny.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

its so true lol

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

Because they can't see you, duh!

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

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"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"