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I need to eat like 12 skinny people…~~Squee pixie-belz: “ spiralingsideways: “ I ate a bowl of chili the size of my head instead. ” “I need to eat a skinny person” why havent I ever thought of this?

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You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

@Megan DiLonardo   My brain hurt when I tried to do the math for *my* day, then I thought of you and your day, lol!

Yes, as a matter of fact, I did know that. As does every other parent of a 4 year old. And a five year old. And a six year old.

Haha when it's too hectic but cleaning can be soothing too

Instead of cleaning the house I just turn off the lights.and made myself another cup of coffee! Sounds good to me!

Never realized I did all this stuff to my mom until I had a daughter of my own who drives me NUTS doing all this crap to me. Payback's a bitch! Sorry momma

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

I don't mind the Super Bowl, but this is super funny.

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans it self. ~~~~ Have to love Maxine=)

I laughed out loud, and then made my husband look at this picture.  He simply chortled.  Does this mean I like beer more than him, or that I like to LAUGH about beer more than him.

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

truth!

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Im whipping this out next time someone tells me being a mom isnt a good enough life goal!!!!

I’m so crafty I make people! - I needed this, because I'm not crafty. Artistic, sure, but not crafty. Making people is pretty crafty though.

OMG!!!! Yes I totally understand...pls I had a hard time getting 4oz! And then someone else's child knocked over my pump with the bottle still attached...bye bye milk...tears.......

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

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