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Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family

I told this to my therapist today!! So funny, I'm giving up, he'll have to find me!

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This is hilarious....

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Bahaha. Yeah, I'm gonna use this.

What happens when a person has no middle name?? The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Yeah...this is every single night. I also come up with incredible ideas when I'm almost asleep that all make total sense but when I think about them the next day they are really stupid.