More to explore:

Lol

Visit site

Related Pins

Someday, I will own a coffee shop in downtown Chattanooga or similar, and I will hang this on the wall so everyone who rushes through in the morning on the way to the office may stop and read it and have a smile to start their day.

Yes! that's why i have a separate board just for pinning things I've done from here ;)

I hope I can still remember the choreography to 'Thriller' when I become a Zombie.

That's it? Three likes and one comment? That shit was brilliant, people. BRILLIANT.

I have the most creative, cleanest, happiest, healthiest, organized, and best decorated pretend house on Pinterest.

But I must say this can be deceiving. Some people's boards make them look kind, and even compassionate.

Mostly because I'm hilarious.

Hahaha! "I have been in forest less shady than you."

I dare you not to say "Baby Got Back" after reading this. go ahead....I'll wait.

No, really.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.