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My experience with "customer service" every time...There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way...

My experience with "customer service" every time...There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way...

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

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Funny. Lol.. I have those days. (excuse the language)

Funny. Lol.. I have those days. (excuse the language)

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

It scares me how much I relate to this...

I'm not shy.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

The nerve and complete inconsideration you have continues to astound me. What is wrong with you?!

The nerve and complete inconsideration you have continues to astound me. What is wrong with you?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Love that its summer. Hate that I have to shave my legs all the time now.

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Love that its summer. Hate that I have to shave my legs all the time now.

Funny Family Ecard: My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me.

Funny Family Ecard: My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me.