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So me

hahahahaha With some of the tv shows out there, I wonder why I couldn't have my own.

Another. Round please!

I live in Missouri & can vouch for the accuracy of this statement, crazy as it seems.And Kansas, too!

I Didn't Text You Last Night - #Vodka Did ;)

joys of vodka

So very true

So very true

This reminds me of my daughter cause people always ask me why she is so quiet. now I know. :)

Just me

it's the quiet ones you gotta worry about.

Maybe you should just have 'slut' tattooed on your forehead. Add to your collection

Maybe you should just have 'slut' tattooed on your forehead.

For the teacher ...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week (PHOTOS)

funny, but I hope my daughters teacher really loved her crayon monogram! I didn't know we were allowed to get gift cards to the liquor store ;

Hilarious Ecards | funny someecards, bacon wrapped media (1) | Bacon Wrapped Media

fold button on my dryer, someecards

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Only if it is inside my house...or tent......or car for that matter.  But if it outside in it's natural habitat, I'm glad they don't want me dead. :)

Yep, of the time, no exceptions. lol I HATE spiders!

HA! I DID get the opportunity to be a housewife...thus putting grad school aside! ~J.E.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.

I know!

So true :)

Ways to deal with students saving "their spot" in your Zumba class.

why have six pack abs when you can hold a twelve pack?


If I ever go missing I want mypicture on a wine bottle, instead of a milk carton, so that only the fun classy people find can find me! well the only way my friends would know I was missing .

What if...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!