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Pinned purely for the fact that THIS IS AWESOME.
oh I wish I could say this to dumby co worker
reminds me of Twin Peaks - Shelly and the sock *shudder* but funny :)
YOU SPELLED NICKEL WRONG!!!!!!!!
A sock full of nickels.. for the people this applies too
Funny...yet so true!
Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise.
November...The month where people who have complained on Facebook for the past 11 months become thankful for 30 days.
I've always said I refuse to date a woman that doesn't swear. You have 3 dates to utilize 'fuck' appropriately otherwise it's not going to work...
Funny Confession Ecard: I like you, but sometimes your psychotic mood swings and delusions of grandeur tempt me to shake you until the demons fall out of your ears.
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the rest of us think you're an attention seeking idiot.
For working in retail, I totally know how that feels.
You hide crazy like a bikini hides an extra 45 pounds.
hahah amen. Can you PLEASE stop airing your dirty laundry on FB? Try posting funny shit. It would make everyone's day a little brighter!
Except I've never been a "people" person because I already knew how much people suck lol
I don't want to live on this planet anymore... No sign of intellegent life anywhere... I am surrounded by idiots.
i facepalmed...with my head in my keyboard...over and over and over again..
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