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This is so me!!!!

…well, to be fair, I guess it’s more like “If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a question.” Look, sarcasm is my default.

ZsaZsa Bellagio: It's Black & White

"I didn't do it." Dustin raises his hands in innocence. "You didn't set the bomb in the boiler room?" the guard raised an eyebrow skeptically. "Oh wait THAT.yes I did do THAT.

In alcohol's defense @Carey Baldwin Salvador  re: twitter  lol

Quotes: In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!

dizzy silly blonde,,,,,added and there you have it this is ME …

This is me exactly! Number 5 is MAJOR! All of these fit me perfectly, but I CANNOT stand to be ignored!but number 6 isn't really me cuz I don't have a phone. But when I get one I will text back really fast.

I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.

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Omg yesssss! Only my manager can tell me to be nice, cause he pays me for that!  #sassy

Crazy Girl Quote - I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free.

LOL

Funny pictures about I pretend to be normal. Oh, and cool pics about I pretend to be normal. Also, I pretend to be normal.

I should print this one.

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.

Funny Quote: Eveything Happens For A Reason, But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision - Funny Quotes

lol... true

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