This is my number one pet peeve!!!!!! If I see it as "your" one more time......I might snap.

Grammar ftw! 15 honest love notes for couples who like to keep it real

true story

I miss your hugs. Specifically, my vagina hugging your penis.

omgosh.... yes.

Military Girlfriends: Sexually deprived for your freedom.

True

My husband is a sexy camo wearin' hunk of panty droppin' hot piece of ass US NAVY SAILOR! What does your husband do?

#someecards

The best karma, is watching your cheating partner inflict the same pain on their new lover. You thought it was funny to see me suffer? I get it now! It is funny to watch you go thru it!

Grammar saves lives!

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Haha! Yep!

You're a hard person to shop for because I never listen to you.

Grammar

I think you're 'The One' ...'The One' I wanna bang. ...for tonight. ...further banging depends on tonight's performance.

I am totally doing this right now! Looking for the scarf tutorial, I see it all the time and cant find it to save my life!

"Oh, you don't think Justin Timberlake is hot? I'm sorry you're blind." -Sarah R

Seriously though...

"For all the times I put food on the table to fill your belly, It's high time you put me on the table and filled mine." Original innapropriate e-card by Kayla Miller (:

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