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: Honey, I have heels higher than your standards. And I don't wear heels!!!!

People don't talk about you because they are jealous. They talk about you because your a dumb whore. That does dumb whorey things.

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Funny Pictures And Quotes Of The Week - 50 Pics - March 23, 2015

Ever wonder why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There's apparently more traffic going to hell.