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  • Scott Morgan

    Birds. Bottom of the food chain. lol

  • Cassion McDonald

    Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.

  • Tracy Juliano

    Scrambled eggs. Like A Boss.

  • Laurie Kerley Hurst

    LO! I seriously laughed at this....if you know me, you know the birds love me and my car! LOL

  • April 'Ski

    Yes, my baby birds died...but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

  • T¤n¥a★ [€€

    funny quotes, whenever a bird shits on my car i eat a plate of scrambled eggs right in front of him

  • Tracie Diehl

    Still laughing at this one. Funny stuff!

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