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This is my life. I have a really hard time not viewing food as an enemy, but food is literally all I ever think about. When is snack time, when is lunch, what will I snack on in the afternoon, what's for dinner, do we have anything sweet, oh shit it's midnight and I'm hungry. again. for the 28574398567435 time today. Constant. Battle. :(

Happy St. Patrick's Day! This actually resembles people I'm related to...come on, you know who you are!!

Ma Nouvelle Modefrom Ma Nouvelle Mode

Maxi Dress for Fall

"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants."


Irish Wedding

At an Irish wedding reception, someone yelled... "Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death.