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I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

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Karma Means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated badly had it coming.

You may regret saying them later, but you'll regret it even more if you never say it all. Soooo, quoting John Mayer, "Say what you need to say! Say what you need to say!"

Funny Flirting Ecard: There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.

Hahahahaha ain't that the truth!

When a girl says, 'If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best'. What she really means is: 'I'm a fuckin psycho.

Never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to.

Last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, "I love you." he asked, "is that you or the wine talking?talking to the wine.

Yup! That's me!  My husband will tell you it can happen.

Sometimes words are simply not enough to express how I'm feeling, which is why I slam doors and occasionally throw things.