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Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Everyone's all 'It's baseball season' and 'It's pollen season,' but I'm all 'It's triathlon season!'#triathlon

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

Build these handy undersink roll-out trays in a weekend. You can tackle this project with simple carpentry tools and some careful measuring.  You can make all the trays in an afternoon using building products from your local home center or hardware store for as little as $80. *My husband made this for me for Mother's Day this year and I couldn't be happier, I love great organization!*

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.so true

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Hoping my New Years Resolution will change my mind...lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

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“I don’t know what’s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

and some of us don't even notice the kludgy spelling for WEEKS after our trigger-happy repin-finger clicks it! LOL - even funnier!

Some people will watch a movie to unwind. And some of us just go on for 2 hours instead. at the same time:-)

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