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That's the truth!

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

Look in the mirror !

Funny Flirting Ecard: For all you guys wearing skinny jeans. I think you took the phrase 'getting into her pants' the wrong way.


people say im a loudmouth bitch. i dont correct them.

My pajamas. lol In my house even the dog knows when moms going to town...she's wearing street clothes.

I just live in my pajamas. I don't give a shit if you come over, but if you got a prob with my pj pants & uggs best stay at home kids! And these days, pj pants are as pretty as designer jeans!

Everyone always asks me why im so dressed uo when I wear maxi dresses.  Ummm, this took less effort than gym clothes...

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

Sommee card

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or you're just forgetting everything.

Cute Lol pictures (12:02:11 AM, Wednesday 25, March 2015 PDT) – 10 pics

Back to School

you know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. I think I stressed myself into the worst migraine ever.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

I'm flexible

Funny Flirting Ecard: As long as everything is EXACTLY the way I want it, I am totally flexible.

Funny ecards

you flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole.

Husbands Funny

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

Poor Destinee

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.