I have very few skills but I can be perky as shit on the phone no matter what is going on!

I have very few skills but I can be perky as shit on the phone no matter what is going on!

I wish my co workers were as sharp as the knife they stab me in the back with. - Bahahaha this about covers it.

I wish my co workers were as sharp as the knife they stab me in the back with. - Bahahaha this about covers it.

Hey, thanks for that parenting advice. But I dont like the way you parent. So, no thanks.

Hey, thanks for that parenting advice. But I dont like the way you parent. So, no thanks.

So.. I'm a bitch. So.. I'm fat So.. I'm not the prettiest Your point? I'm important enough for you to talk about... Cheers you dumb sluts.

So.. I'm a bitch. So.. I'm fat So.. I'm not the prettiest Your point? I'm important enough for you to talk about... Cheers you dumb sluts.

I work hard at my job   But if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it

I work hard at my job But if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it

Don't ever screw with a kid who's mothers favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy!

Don't ever screw with a kid who's mothers favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy!

STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

Funny Confession Ecard: That's a wrap on another day where I acted like I knew what I was doing.

Funny Confession Ecard: That's a wrap on another day where I acted like I knew what I was doing.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! -- so us haha

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! -- so us haha

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