Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill. (Seriously, even when I do wear make-up, people still ask this question!
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. Yep, and THIS is why I'm worried about taking math in college!