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damn straight!

& don't have a bucket list by my fucket list is a mile long.

love is like a fart if you have to force it it's probably...

Love is like a fart. hilarious yet so true!

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (21)

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If only I can remember this at the appropriate time!

how do you start business, how start business, to start a small business - Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business .lmfao I would love to have a sign so all my neighbors can see it.

I say this all the time.... I'd have to be much thinner if I didn't have such a great personality.... same thing.  :-)

It's a public service really.) my-thoughts-exactly

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Me, I have this

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

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I'll have to use this one in the event that I need to talk my way out of a speeding ticket. Funny!

Funny Police Traffic Speed Limit Sign Joke Picture Quote - Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you

"Quotes help you get over pain, feel love, make you smile and laugh,  and help you through those days when you think no one else knows what you're going through."

I’m not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment? This is so me!

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

 SO me! HAHA!

We are intelligent, classy, well-educated women who say FUCK a lot!

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I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

by Pinky and the Brain

shits & giggles, always makes me laugh out loud.

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