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Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!


Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Yes, and these are the days that we LOVE selling condoms! ;) http://luckybloke.com

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Who hasn't done this! LOL

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

Hahahahaha please stoppll

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Act like I don't

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

If I'm just being honest for a moment in certain situations, this is what I want to say.

Lol, the people I think about this way are blocked on my newsfeed. I no longer have to check since i don't see their drama

Duh!! That and position changes!!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

In The Rooms

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.