Please don't be offended and write me mean emails for this. Its supposed to be funny.
I Ve Met, Peoples Kids, Parent Teacher Conferences, My Life, People S Children, My Job, Funny Stuff, People S Kids, So Funny
heeeee! Story of my life as a waitress.... Just saying. TEACH YOUR CHILD PUBLIC MANNERS! Can't wait until I have my degree....
Parent teacher conferences?... just kidding my kids will NOT act like these heathens. It's called parenting.... they should try it some time.
LOL especially seeing all the kids that come to my job!!!! LOL
Some people's kids remind me why I got my tubes cut. :)
<3 working at fundamentals, story of my life
harsh truth Some people's kids for real.!!!
I know a few peoples kids that do! lol
Oh my gosh, SO funny and true!!
haha funny stuff!
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This fits some people I know really well, wish they , (brilliant as they are~ ) could admit it !
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This fits some people I know really well!!
POINT MADE. HYPOCRITES.
hahahaha oh so true
Bahaha. Well said.
So true !!!
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So true about calling customer service. When I call #Directv they confirm my phone number before I even reach them menu, then I have to give it again when I speak to someone! What's the point of the first one??
Story of my life! I feel like i'm going to have a stroke, everytime I call customer service ANYWHERE!
I've been in the call center industry for a long time...this is so true. :)
Funny ecard - This is what happens when calling insurance companies.
Story of my life when I'm on the phone with insurance companies.
story of my life when it comes to my job/insurance companies
Customer service E card.. haha I love ecards
Call center customer service - so true.
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Some people have been offended as I have told them this - well I used a different word than stupid but I don't sugarcoat that it was their bad decision that got them into trouble. I have made too many bad decisions to tiptoe around now. (Patty)
im usually a true believer in "everything happens for a reason" but ther is an exception and this is it......: Quotes, Truth, My Life, Funny, So True, Bad Decisions
Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. #worklife #truth #cantfixstupid #baddecisions
Haha, my honeyhoney says if you step in s**t, it's gonna get on your shoe. He says his bad decisions are like scrapping it off your shoe.Right, some people like to cast their evil decisions as meaningful life moments.
The truth hurts
so great, so true. :)
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So True...Love it! This is exactly what hubby means when he decides to be the "bigger person" - lol
Imaginary Throat punches has always helped me be the bigger person. Lmfao.
so great, so true. :) be the bigger person
Truth about being the bigger person ;)
YES! How does ecard get my thoughts
being the bigger person #ecards
Every day of my life!
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So, you know I love my husband. This really did make me laugh though, because there is some truth to it.
My sister says: "So, you know I love my boyfriend. This really did make me laugh though, because there is some truth to it." - I'll ditto that with changing "boyfriend" to "husband"
That is the fing truth! Want something done now days gotta do it yourself!
Mandy...saw this and thought of you!!!
This is very accurate sometimes.
um, my life!
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completely true...story of my life! ;)
True story! Lmfao
HAHA!! SO TRUE!!
true story haha!
piece of cake
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I love Texas summers--even as hot as they are: hurry up bring on the sunshine and let the good times roll!
Hahaha... there are many days during an Oklahoma summer where this joke is most definitely applicable!
I'm sorry but I think it's just me and I love Oklahoma weather. We have every single season at a perfect amount. We get a summer that's hot enough & gives us a tan, we get a fall that allows leaves to sweep across streets like in the movies, we get a winter that allows us to build snowmen, and we also get a spring that let's us take pictures of all the pretty flowers that Oklahoma grows for us. So quit yer bitchin.
every church sign in texas should say this.
Welcome to a texas summer
Oklahoma summer 2011!!!!
Oklahoma summers fo sho
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My (MONDAY) morning Prayer! Not really ; ) I LOVE my job...REALLY
I just think of my job EVERY time I see one of these.
My prayer everyday at work
God grant me the serenity
Story of my life...
Serenity Prayer 2.0
My daily prayer.
Every job I ever worked in the business world!
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Wow, sooo glad I worked straight through lunch to make sure I could get everything done...What's that boss? Sure, I would love nothing more than to also take on all my co-workers work that they didn't get to since they spent the ENTIRE day on their cell phone and facebook...no prob. LIVIN THE DREAM! FML
I swear this is the God's honest truth. This happens every single day. It's so messed up.
Sound familiar? #business #humor #funny #ecard #work
This is absolutely the truth!
Laugh as often as you can !
Happens all the time...
Yearbook in a nutshell
Sometimes I play it out in my head :)
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some people needed to have their butts spanked when there were kids.... There are adults that I don't think need their "ass kicked," they really just need a good ol' bent over the knee butt spanking... :)
"sometimes I really hate that I'm a good person and will take the high road. she needs a good ass kicking." lol #goodperson #highroad #ecard
thats the damn truth...I feel like this about a specific person right now and she has no clue!
I can think of a few men who could use a good ass kicking.
I know so many girls who need a good ass kicking
if only i could do some ass kicking
You are extremely lucky. B&$/@
that's the damn truth
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Legit parenting advice......for real I have seen 14yr olds wear shorts that their booties showed in and see through shirts....SMH
(I know it's not always like this lol) But I like it! So many parents let their little girls dress how the see girls dress on TV!! iiiiick!
Conversely, don't be over-bearing and over-protective - she'll rebel and still end up pregnant at 16. Here's to hoping my little girl stays 1 forever!
Legit parenting advice and the reason why my peach is not allowed to wear makeup or nail polish at 3
somethings people need to hear.
I'm just saying. CommonSense!
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This is the perfect e card for me. I am a fucking lady.
True story.. My grandma would be so proud!!
I talk like a sailor...true story lol
True story about my life...lol!
My life of working with men
Keeping shit classy.
i keep shit classy.
haha so true
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Definitely having this problem... I don't hate them, just don't want to be reminded of them every time I say my baby's name!
Hate is too strong of a word, but it's true how difficult it is to pick a baby name when you don't want it to be named the same as certain people ;)
haha, I remember rejecting certain baby names because of certain people who had the same name. So frustrating to love a name, but unable to use it because of the feelings it provokes.
hahaha theres so many names that I could never name my children
I never knew my HUSBAND hated so many people.
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 89 Pics hahaha
Funny story of EVERY teacher!
funny baby names
Haha so true!
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at least i am still spending time with him...just annoying him back reading funny stuff aloud!
Truth. Although he plays video games when he thinks I'm watching something dumb...
Oh my gosh, how do they know my life?!?!?!?!?!? YES! (or playing video games)
My life....true story!! #Pinterest #pin #humor #quotes #lol
Or playing Xbox haha Sooo my life @Angela Calzada
Or playing video games...This is MY life!
Oh so true!...or playing video games!
TRUTH. Or playing video game s