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Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

@Jeff Sheldon Sheldon Smith  think this describes you pretty well

Perfect description of the man I'm blessed to call mine

Hahahahahhahahahha. I read this while eating dinner and I laughed so hard I started choking then I managed to swallow my food before I started crying because I was laughing so hard

I wish that text made sense…

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Bahaha

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

This bottle of "wine" doesn't have a suggested serving size printed on the label, so I'm just going to assume it's one serving.

Free, Drinking Ecard: This bottle of "wine" doesn't have a suggested serving size printed on the label, so I'm just going to assume it's one serving.

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