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Happy Nurses Week 2012!

) Lol and her psycho friend if you are 37 and older have no job but your kids are in school all day, then you need to get a life and stop obsessing over mine. You will never win!

There isn't any.....  Sorry but I don't say ain't and I don't speak incorrectly

You're fucking crazy. Ain't no medicine for that shit. Ain't that the truth!

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

Funny Workplace Ecard: If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.

If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job.I feel that way about my manager!

me for the past 3 days lol...i need to go see the fam asap!

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitch this morning?


Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

I wonder where I can ship that bundle off to?

You're just a little bundle of bitch today, aren't you?