HA!! I'm still laughing! "I was going to give you a nasty look... but I can see that you already have one." #ecards #funny

HA!! I'm still laughing! "I was going to give you a nasty look... but I can see that you already have one." #ecards #funny

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

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Bras are not fun. I used to measure customers for them. Nothing worse than someone who complains about a crappy bra, gets measured and is completely offended by the size I "made up". The math is simple. The tape measure doesnt lie. I dont miss retail.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Do+you+ever+get+up+in+the+morning,+look+in+the+mirror,+and+think+'That+can't+be+accurate'?

Do+you+ever+get+up+in+the+morning,+look+in+the+mirror,+and+think+'That+can't+be+accurate'?

My brother once put those nasty coke-bottle candies in the cup holder (not the bag--he drank the juice and toss the leftover bottles in the holder) and the wax melted and it stayed stuck there for the next 8 years)

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