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Exactly!

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Sometimes I see someone's pins & I think we could TOTALLY be friends.

Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

I Am Clumsy.  The Floor Doesn't Hate Me And The Chairs Are Not Bullies.  However, The Wall Does Get In The Way!!

Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.

Life is short

Life is short - Smile while you still have teeth. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

motherhood humor... This is so true. I feel excited to go to the grocery store ALONE these days!

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

<3

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm quiet, people ask me, what's wrong with me..

This is so me! If I'm ever quiet, people ask me what's wrong.

I think I will print this on a t-shirt, I have several places I would like to wear it!

Submission document

I think sarcasm is the defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity. Being a smartass is a defense against people who don't get sarcasm.

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

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Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

This is what I need to say to Brandi from now on :)

Me weird? Bitch, I'm limited edition. Yes I am, Melike, limited edition.

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