My friends are all posting about how awesome their husbands are, and I'm like, 'I haven't killed mine yet, so that's good, right?'lol
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Hahahah even though I absolutely afore my husband this is too funny not to repin!
I love my husband but I laughed out loud at the hilarity of it . Lol
ha! would have been just as funny without the female dog reference
Ha ha ha ha so true! I'm not married but I found this funny!
hahaha! Not really but it's a funny quote.
this made me laugh. so true.
Oh, this made me giggle...
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Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, because that s**t is fun.
Dont' let people push you around...Unless you're in a wagon
Unless you're in a wagon, or a shopping cart at walmart ; )
Or a wal-mart shopping cart!!!!! True words!
a little red wagon.
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Yes, but we don't hit our heads on things very much. Which is why in lots of cartoons the tall people are the dumb ones and the short ones are smart....... Mowahahahahahahahahaha I win!!!!! Victory to short people everywhere!!
I am so sorry but it's so funny because it's soooooo true! I have gotten quite a few things off a top shelf for someone...
People have to hand me things all the time. Yes laugh if you must, but just hand it to me dammit!!!
Hahaha it's funny because it's true! I do need ppl to hand me things!
OMG I LAUGHED OUT LOUD SOOOO HARD!!!!! BAILEY JO I LOVE YOU LOL!!!
I couldn't help but giggle at this! Sorry to my shorties!!! Xoxo
Bahaha! Short jokes still are funny :)
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Best quote ever!
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LMAO! There is one person in particular that is in my life that I wish was not. If it would not create a fight for my husband I would be all over this saying. I can't stand stupid people.
Most stupid people already know...they are just living in denial haha
Oh, how I wish I could say this out loud to some people...
i can't stand stupid people or babysitting them. lj
it takes some people a little while to catch on...
Hahaha this is so funny!
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Your God -fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school....
Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school. **this is for my girl Kelly....i figured i would put it out there before you did**
Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school. - Oh Tessa......another one that seems to have been written just for your humor :)
Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school. This could totally apply to pinterest too not just facebook!
Funny Confession Ecard: Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school. So true.
Some people change.... I SWEAR!!! ;-)
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Funny Friendship Ecard: This goes to Ashley, Allison, and Molly.......next weekend.....whoa - CAN'T WAIT!!!!!
Funny Friendship Ecard: I have a feeling that my check liver light may come on this weekend.
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I need this one a shirt when we do our next girls weekend!!!
OH YES....considering its girls weekend....
Especially during a girls weekend
This might be me on girl weekend!
Oh this will be Girl's Weekend!
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LOL..not ever.....what a Sicko...you should have let him put u in Shoal Creek maybe u would be cured from that psycho mind u still have..ha
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I just about died laughing!! So funny
Hahahah yeah bitch!
haha! true story!
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(; Just cuz you girls give me such a hard time about my funny humor!!!
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Funny Reminders Ecard: I swear some men were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
It should some people as some women can be big assholes too... But it's still funny.
There is always some truth in the things that make us laugh
This is funny!! Maybe I just love the word asshole...
That has to be the funniest quote EVER!!
I couldn't stop laughing! Too funny . .
So funny! This made me laugh out loud!
E cards .. gets me everytime .
Lmao, too funny and so true.
True Story check it out: rstyle.me/...
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My idea of cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places
The kids every time they have to clean lol
....this isn't classed as cleaning?
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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, Im bored, lets go brush your teeth!
So true- it's the worst when you're two stepping with someone and their breath is deadly! Ugh, no I won't dance with u again! Lol
I think this is the funniest thing in the world BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks
I think this is the funniest thing in the world.
Hahah I don't know why I think this is so funny
So true as I have a dental hygiene obsession.
HAHAHAHHA! OMG so true and so funny
Hahahahahaha! I need to tell myself this everyday. It will, at the very least, be good for a laugh!
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They say, “You are what you eat!” That’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning. More
they say, "you are what you eat!" that's funny. i don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
Thats funny, i dont remember eating a sexy beast...
My husband must have eaten many a sexy beasts!
hahahahahaha. SO funny!
That is funny stuff!
Story of my life...
Food for thought...
When your ex says...
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When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me again." Tell him, "That's the point, you idiot." | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
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haha. just like that *nods
So TRUE & So FUNNY!!!
Thank god for that!
Thank God!! haha
Oh thank god!
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Close your Legs to Marry Men..... TRASHBOX! - The Love of My Life Linnethia "Nene" Leakes
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage *hehehe* | eCards
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
Cleaning out my life this year starting with shitty friends.
This is so wrong , but so funny...
OMG....I'm laughing so hard!!!
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I can't breathe hahahahahahaha Please repin & like :) Follow on twitter http://www.twitter.com/noelitoflow #noelitoflow
Anal sex does not preserve your virginity. Your poophole is not a loophole. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Ok so I've found the incredibly hilarious and horribly inappropriate side of Pinterest and I can't stop laughing
not a loophole. So wrong yet So funny I can't stop laughing!
Laughing so hard right now!! #ecards
I can't breathe hahahahahahaha
gross but so true
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I would love to hand this to a couple people @Sarah Mari
A little vulgar... but hilarious and so true.
Terrible! But im still giggling!! Hehehehe!!
okay so bad but so true hahaha
Those bar clothes, though.
Wrong in all the right ways :)