"If I stop my car to let you walk across the street, I better see some hustle!" This is one of my pet peeves because I intentionally try to avoid making cars stop for me, by slowing down or fidgeting with something in my purse, so they will pass and I can cross when they are gone. If I do have to cross, I try to have the courtesy to hurry across.

"If I stop my car to let you walk across the street, I better see some hustle!" This is one of my pet peeves because I intentionally try to avoid making cars stop for me, by slowing down or fidgeting with something in my purse, so they will pass and I can cross when they are gone. If I do have to cross, I try to have the courtesy to hurry across.

I love this. This person ISO new favorite person

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I may have already pinned this -- but too funny to pass up in case I haven't ;-)

I may have already pinned this -- but too funny to pass up in case I haven't ;-)

i'm never the one that's going too slow for anyone else, but the rest is all accurate

i'm never the one that's going too slow for anyone else, but the rest is all accurate

All that matters is getting out there and doing it. You don't have to be fast. You just have to go.

All that matters is getting out there and doing it. You don't have to be fast. You just have to go.

This is mean but I think everyone has at least one person in their life that if they caught fire it would take a minute or so to choose between a bucket of water or the bag of marshmallows. Or in my case choosing between water and a can of gasoline :)

If he wants me to shake it for him, he is going to have to start looking a lot more like Luke Bryan.

If he wants me to shake it for him, he is going to have to start looking a lot more like Luke Bryan.

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