"If I stop my car to let you walk across the street, I better see some hustle!" This is one of my pet peeves because I intentionally try to avoid making cars stop for me, by slowing down or fidgeting with something in my purse, so they will pass and I can cross when they are gone. If I do have to cross, I try to have the courtesy to hurry across.
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This is mean but I think everyone has at least one person in their life that if they caught fire it would take a minute or so to choose between a bucket of water or the bag of marshmallows. Or in my case choosing between water and a can of gasoline :)