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Ha ha. You can always count on the floor to be there to catch you


That’s overdramatic…

That's awesome

The Berryfrom The Berry

Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

This is me. Sometimes. Most of the time.

Coffee and wine are like my lifecoaches. Coffee is there for a pat onthe ass, "Go get'em we can do this!"And then wine is like, "You'll get them tomorrow. Yougave it a good shot. Keepyour chin up."

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

Unfortunate side effect is lack of blood flow to their neural regions, resulting in asshat behavior when faced with said boobs.

'I'd like a Diet Coke please.' 'Is Diet Pepsi okay?' 'Is Monoply money okay?' wish it wasn't misspelled

Etsyfrom Etsy

You made me LAUGH so hard TEARS ran down my legs sign

Good friends