You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad.

You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad.

Im 30 but I still feel like Im 20... until I hang out with 20 year olds... then Im like, nope never mind, Im 30.

Im 30 but I still feel like Im 20... until I hang out with 20 year olds... then Im like, nope never mind, Im 30.

"I went to Target and only bought what I went there for." Said no one ever. SOOOO true

"I went to Target and only bought what I went there for." Said no one ever. SOOOO true

Why cant we be friends?  Well, because youre three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I dont have time for a mess like you. #funny crap

Why cant we be friends? Well, because youre three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I dont have time for a mess like you. #funny crap

I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself

I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself

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