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Get Paid to try anything from household supplies to gourmet food!

Get Paid to try anything from household supplies to gourmet food!

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. / Confession Ecard / someecards.com

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. / Confession Ecard / someecards.com

As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends. @abbey Twyman

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends. @abbey Twyman