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    Do not tell me to Calm Down!

    OMG. completely true story.

    So true!


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    I'm sorry you are always so broke, but at least your professionally manicured nails look fabulous.

    don't breed them - true story!

    Oh great you had a baby, now I know where my tax dollars go

    Lower Taxes + Less Government = More Freedom!

    If you can sit home all day and still afford beer, cigarettes, a tattoo and a smart phone you don't need food stamps or welfare. Its time for you to get a job

    Congratulations on your huge tax return after sitting on your ass all year long. Now you can pretend like you're not white trash for a few weeks.