All the freaking time! Seriously? Cuss words just make you sound less intelligent, and less funny. They are offensive and rude. Just because they are used all the time in society, doesn't make them any less vulgar and demeaning. Using cuss words shows your lack of ability to have a real and intelligent conversation. You can have good humor without bad language and or sexual content.
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That's so funny. When I was young and watched a movie or show where someome fell in quicksand I always thought - that's going to happen to me one day, how will I get out!
I don't know why - but I almost peed my pants. Tears....I used to have nightmares about quick sand! So funny!
This is so weirdly accurate. So funny I always thought about it my self .
haha, why is this so true? And why did I think it was so funny??
So funny! Princess Bride made me especially worried about it.
Not sure why I find this so funny, but I do
So funny! So true! Why did we think that?
so accurate. / funny stuff!
That's so funny.
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....and then the card machine doesn't work after waiting so long. Story of my life!
Some of the reasons why I HATE Walmart and DO NOT shop there!
True story - and is why i avoid wal mart!
haha, so true. why I avoid walmart...
Why I don't shop at Walmart!
Story of my life, for realz
hahaha people of walmart
Why I hate Walmart!
One word... Target
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Sadly so true. Got a good laugh out of this one, though.
been there.... many times...office fridge E cards
True story! SOML (story of my life!!)
True story! lol, I have so done this!!!
so true. story of my life
True story at this house.
My life is a ecard lol
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memorizing phone numbers | #funny #ecard
This is so true!
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ha! so funny.. story of my life
ha! so funny but true...
So funny! ...but true!
Haha- SO TRUE!!
Why yes ,i have thought this many of times
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Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.
I love my job, but there is always that one person...
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job....
This pretty much sums up my life...
Lmao this is the story of my life
This is too true for my life.
Must be a retail worker.
hahaha my life right now
.Story of my life
Every. Single. Time.
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So true. Why do we do this? Kieran did exactly this to night at bedtime when I pointed out a bruise to him!
So true! Hilarious! Why do we always poke bruises?
True story! i thought i was the only one....lol
So True!!!!!!! Made me laugh out loud :D
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a bruise.. so true! i giggled
all the time
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Motherhood as Told By E-Cards by "Conscience Parenting" He he...love the little blurbs she writes below the e-cards.
"No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house."
HA!!!! I love this!!! Reminds me of my sister Cindy and her household
my life - when talking to any of my friends or my sister! - bahahaha
What always happens when you have kids and the phone rings.
And we don't even have a cat.. for my sister
HILARIOUS... and so so true!!
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Always when the phone rings!
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We may feel dressed up but secretly every woman knows maxi skirts are really just crotchless yoga pants.... | Friendship Ecard
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Maxi dresses = crotchless yoga pants. Why have I never thought of that before?
Maxi dresses = crotchless yoga pants. Couldn't stop laughing x)
Maxi dresses = crotchless yoga pants. Fact.
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
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HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
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I really like what this says Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
'The Time You Enjoy' "wasting" - is Not Wasted Time [emotional health, Mental Peace with your time spent]
I enjoy wasting time with you, but it really isn't wasted, because it brings me closer to you.
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. - Mr. Big
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"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big | Ben's Garden trinket tray
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. Love this quote from Sex and the City!
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - So true
Love the quote on this trinket tray. https://twitter.com/NeilVenketramen
...•ᘛ Thistle ★ Sisters ᘚ•... The one that makes you laugh.
Ben's Garden 'After a While' Trinket Tray
Or makes me smile
Love of a mother #single mother
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Great moms make the world go 'round. #mothersday #mom #parenting #quotes #sallybs @Sally B's Skin Yummies They do! <3
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"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
Mothers are mothers and no one can ever replace a mother! Love this!
Love my mom she taught me everything I am
Love of a mother #love u my mother
I love my mom so much😘
Happy Mother's Day!
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I think this could go for all siblings. There have been many times when i would like to wring my brothers neck. lol
As an only child who is baffled by my 3 daughters interactions, I couldn't agree more! @Meghan Wittkop
I'm AM only child, but I DO have these people in my life. =)
Yes I am an only child whose always wanted a sister lol
there were never such devoted sisters... lol!
This goes for brothers as well!
Haha so true!!
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Ahahahaha. Yes I might be a lot of things you call me but its not an insult if its true =) its simply something Im working on.
I tell this to a guy at work all the time. Not in these exact words but pretty damn close! It's so funny to find an ecard with it!
Need to remember this one for the next time the "father"-in-law tries to make me feel 2 inches tall...
Omgosh exactly! Way to try to insult me by saying I need beauty sleep. Hahaha im not going to stoop to your lvl of pathetic high school insults
"i'm sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, i must first value your opinion ... nice try though"
Oh how this applies to so many people these days. Guess you can never escape the high school immaturity.
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If you don't know the type of person I am, then your opinion of me means nothing to me. Nice try though!
This is so funny and so me!
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this goes through my head at least 4 times a week. ... Click this image to browse lots more #Funny #pics & awesome #quotes
hahahahaha so true! Nice thing about winter is you can just throw a coat on instead!!
Your Ecard Meme - I need to go to the store but I already took off my bra!,
hahahahaha I can't stop laughing! honestly the best motto for my life ever
Funny stuff / I need to go to the store... but I already took off my bra.
Ain't this the truth. Story of my life!
so true to my life haha
All the time!
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Sometimes I wonder how they find their way home at night, lol!
....and sometimes I wonder how I've made it this far, LOL.
Uh, not sometimes. With some people, it's all the time...
hahahaha totally relates to nursing school
Story of my life, some people amaze me.
How do some people make it this far?
All the freaking time!!
Haha.. so true!
I do this all the time!
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Haha, so funny because I do this when looking for an address! :)
Guilty, also when parallel parking
yup. all the time. super logical
Omg so true about my life.
Hahaha this made me laugh
This is so funny!!!
Helps me drive:)
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Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. (I don't like calling people stupid, but this is funny!!! Definitely have felt compelled to say this before, but held my tongue)
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
so true, so true. This everything happens for a reason quote gets under my skin. just saying ....
Stupid Parents Quotes | saw this card on a friend’s FB wall. Made me laugh out loud. Made ...
yeah... I'm starting to think that is the reason for alot of things in my life right now.
Yes, sometimes that is the reason... #truth
Bad Decisions and the truth! Lol
This made me laugh. So true.
Bad Decisions | Funny Ecards!