haha because I'm far from being able to do everything but at least my kids are clean, dressed, and fed before me every single day. It might be 8 a.m. Before I can get to the bathroom or to get dressed but they are always ready before me. Thank you to the bitch who showed me NOT how to care for children.
What can undo for me?!
Help Me, Good Ideas, Supermom, Super Mom, Being A Mom Humor Hilarious, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes About Being A Mom, Funny Quotes About Kids, Are You Kidding Me Humor Funny
It works! That village thing. The guys do it all the time. "Hey I got a case of beer, wanna help me build a house."
haha! Who needs to be a "super mom", just find one and have them do stuff for you. :)
average moms should hire super moms to help them ;)
Never thought of it, but a good idea :)
Super-moms, come over & stay awhile.
When I'm on the phone, and my kids are screaming! LOL (I wouldn't ever tell them "shut up" but my face says it!) 😊
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I giggled a little too much when I saw this @Brandy Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Harrell
Louie NEVERRRR gets that look when I give it to him. Maybe he does and it's his way to tell me to eff off. Dick.
I giggled a little too much when I saw this @Brandy Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Harrell
I giggled a little too much when I saw this @Brandy Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Harrell
I giggled a little too much when I saw this @Brandy Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Harrell
I feel like this sometimes when I'm teaching....especially when all the other kids but the one still talking have seen 'the look' then they usually tell them to shut up
I wish I could will people to shut up telepathically My eyes do a great job at this....Thank you very much
I giggled a little too much when I saw this @Brandy Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Harrell
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Seriously, why?! Lol #ecard #ecards
Yeah?!?!?!?! #ecard #ecards
#Truth lol #ecard #ecards
#ecard #ecards..WHY!! lol
#ecard #ecards. lol!
#ecard #ecards- funny
The back better say look at her butt...with an arrow pointing down. Just saying.
Tee Shirt, Tshirts, Iwant, T Shirt, Outfit, Teeshirt
I love the look of unique very cool tee shirts dressed up a bit with cool jeans and shoes maybe a cardigan or something.
Young Drunk Unicorn. Ultrasoft grey triblend crew neck t-shirt. unicorn apparel
Because unicorns. Young Drunk Unicorn Mens Tee Grey – Buy Me Brunch
Shits & giggles! Ultrasoft grey triblend crewneck t-shirt.
#bottomsup #teesthattalk #tees #tshirts
Ultrasoft grey triblend teeshirt #tee
Polite as Fuck - gift idea for Mike
My favorite thing: no pants!
part wolf t-shirt
Totally the same thing...maybe even better!!
I'M Awesome, Being Skinny, My Life, Funny Stuff, Prussia Hetalia, Skinny Awesome, Freaking Awesome, So Funny, I M Awesome
I may not be skinny, but I'm awesome and that's basically the same thing. (A good thing to remind myself of.)
I may not be skinny, but I'm awesome and that's basically the same thing, if this is true then somebody please tell me how as I would love to know how someone can comment about something like this and it not make any sense can you please define this to me please thankyou regards Ryan Godfrey.
I may not be skinny, but I'm awesome and that's basically the same thing.....sortof... Yeah, we'll go with it...
I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.
It looks like someone has been learning a lot from Prussia!!! ;) #Hetalia
What will happen when I'm both skinny & awesome?!
story of my life hahaha :)
absolute truth. I gained superhuman hearing during delivery.
Mom #motherhood Yup...that's me!
Point blank, absolute truth.
It's a superpower, really.
MAMAS HAVE SUPERPOWERS :)
Just another superpower
Being a Mum . . .
So sad. Yet, so true. So my life, can't even take a shower with out visitors
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Yep! Every.single.time. if you close and lock the door, you might as well have slammed their fingers in the door!
Story of my life! And if you lock the door well then that just turns into a toddler freaking out and banging on the door until you open it.
So true! Its like the dog who hears the rustling of the dog food bag, the kids can tell when the door gets shut from anywhere in the house!
So true! And if you actually make it in, we'll bang on the door demanding attention.
My life. And locking the door makes them hysterical.
So sad. Yet, so true. Story of my life!
Why do e cards really know my life?
if I had a dime for every time I thought this...
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E Cards: I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me.
This make me giggle...I know girls like this. Lol.
Challenge accepted...laughing...can't stop...
Haha! I can't stop laughing at this one!
hahahahahahahahha i just died laughing
Challenge accepted. - ecard
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Ecards, ecards, and some more ecards - CafeMom Mobile @Emily Schoenfeld Schoenfeld Schoenfeld Schoenfeld Schings Brecht @Jenise Rychnovsky Rychnovsky Rychnovsky Rychnovsky Pollock-Stanley @Stephanie Close Close Close Close Gorny @Deborah Przybylski
Ecards, ecards, and some more ecards - CafeMom Mobile @Emily Schoenfeld Schings Brecht @Jenise Rychnovsky Pollock-Stanley @Stephanie Close Gorny @Deborah Przybylski
Ecards, ecards, and some more ecards - CafeMom Mobile @Hadley Richins you will be saying this soon!☺️
Ecards, ecards, and some more ecards - CafeMom Mobile
What can I say, I have some darn cute kids <3
Ahahahah so true! My boy is so handsome!
@grantemma perfect e card for you 💁😂
hahaha, true story.
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Or playing video games...YES! hahah! so true!!! including sports or news
My life....true story!! #Pinterest #pin #humor #quotes #lol
So true ... Or when your boyfriend is playing video games lol
Substitute when husband plays video games and it's SO true.
Or playing video games...YES! Story of my life!!
Or playing video games...YES! hahah! so true!!!
Or playing Xbox live! So true.
TRUTH. Or playing video game s
So true! giggle
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. I tell my son this on an everyday basis! Some of these ecards crack me up!
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Unlike Kobe Bryant, announcing my retirement will be the happiest day of my life. | News Ecard
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. These some ecards crack me up!
Some people would exceed the limits of even the highest doses of medication lol!!
Everyday! Need this in the office
Some people do this all the time
Oh, So Funny But True!
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.I for sure didn't watch Magic Mike for the plot. Now to try and finish Fifty Shades because I'm not reading it for the writing, haha
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Complaining about the literary quality of Fifty Shades of Grey is like complaining about the plot in Magic Mike. Nobody watched it for the plot.
I definitely didn't read it bc she is a literary genius.....and you didn't watch magic mike bc you thought it would win an Oscar.
I have literally complained about both. I am not an idiot and don't like to reduced to one. Seriously, the plot of Magic Mike was stupid! Why did they attempt a plot?
Can't count how many times friends and I have mentioned how the Magic Mike plot sucked! So true
Hahahah true. But i don't care about that book. i care about Channing Tatum ;)
No one cares about the plot ;) lol
Haha so true
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Everyone has a crazy flag I've heard. Some people like to wave theirs a bit more often!! (:
I think each of us let our crazy show every now and then!
Some people need a polite reminder. ;) lol... Me
Everyone needs a friend who tells the truth.
Some people need a little reminder.
This is what best friends are for.
Don't let 'cha crazy show.
funny bipolar quote
She said it, not me! ;)
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Funny Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years <3
heehee....mean, but I still got a laugh :)
No matter what it's always the truth ;)
I giggled ridiculously! ~LH~
some e cards
My Childhood, I Ll Demonstrate, E Card, Old School, Funny Stuff, My Children, Time Outs, Timeout
Funny Family Ecard: A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate.
A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Reminds me of my childhood...no time out, not 10 warnings....instant pain on my behind!
lol! Time out??? No, this is old school discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
Art Its a spanking followed by a time out in this house! Haha. sayings-funny-stuff
Old school. The way my parents raised me and how I will raise my children.
We don't do time outs.... We old school:)
We don't do timeouts...
Some e Cards
Fart Humor Husband, Romance Novels, Real Life, 50 Shades, My Life, Husband Farts, Funny Stuff, Married Life, So Funny
I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Awesome.
I don't read novels -- but this is funny stuff!!
Romance novel vs real life... My life to a T.
50 shades of real life...bahahaha!!!
Hahaha- so funny.
That S Funny, Truth, Story Of My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Saturday Night
Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.
Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk. | Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard | someecards.com
Sadly....I don't drink. #truth♊️
If ever a quote was so true...
Lol. That's funny stuff
Typical Saturday night
story of my life
Just so funny!!
Real Life, Passive Aggressive, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, News Feed, So Funny
Funny Confession Ecard: I could unfriend you but I'll just hide you from my News Feed so you can still see how Awesome I am & I don't have to see how douchy you are.
I could unfriend you but I'll just hide you from my News Feed so you can still see how Awesome I am & I don't have to see how douchy you are. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Art How does someone else know my secret?! funny-stuff
ha, so true. i'm very passive-aggressive that way....
So funny! But I don't do this. Delete and block! lol
Story of my life. Lol
#ecards.. so true
Real life for me