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Some people were

Some people were dropped on their head as a baby, others were clearly thrown in the air, hit a ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window into a chasm of stupidity

Hate Trouble Makers

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: What's that? You heard a bunch of stories about me? From someone who hates me? That stuff MUST be true!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: why must I love cheese.. and bread.. and cheesy bread.

why must I love cheese. and cheesy bread.I luvv my asiago cheese bread from Panera!

my motto. Had to steal this from my girl @Lesley Howard I mean this is so me!

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.

Kind, nurturing, gentle mom shift ends really at and at you better be in bed or else!

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