If I really like you, Ill be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I dont like you, Ill be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

If I really like you, Ill be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I dont like you, Ill be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

I'm sorry I haven't called lately.  I've been busy.  And by busy I mean binge watching Netflix and browsing Pinterest.

I'm sorry I haven't called lately. I've been busy. And by busy I mean binge watching Netflix and browsing Pinterest.

Look at that, it's Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Pour me a vodka anything.

Look at that, it's Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Pour me a vodka anything.

Omg, I thought you were a bitch. Omg I thought you were a bitch, too! Im glad we are friends now.

Omg, I thought you were a bitch. Omg I thought you were a bitch, too! Im glad we are friends now.

Oh, wait...I AM an Italian housewife...that explains the temper!

Oh, wait...I AM an Italian housewife...that explains the temper!

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

OMG..bahahahah

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