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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"

YES!!!! Oh my gosh! I about fell on the floor! One of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should write a song called, "Maybe you're the problem..."

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate.

I don't like using the C word, but I almost choked on my drink I was laughing so hard!

Funny Friendship Ecard: Let me know when you're able to emotionally process me calling you out on your bullshit... I'll be here.