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Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

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Dementors are here sucking the life from me. That's work, work sucks the life out of me. lol this is so me, if there's one thing that I dread most out of the week, it is going to work.

Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.

Funny Confession Ecard: Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.

I feel like this way too much :/ If only money grew on trees! haha

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I don't want to spend money, but I want to buy stuff.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: You're riding a horse full speed. there's a giraffe beside you. and you're being chased by a lion . get your drunk ass off the carousel

awesome Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys...

Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys

awesome Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys...

Not even going to say how I truly feel.

Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

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