I feel like someone needs to tell you this when you get a phone. I feel like I must have given a lot of people the wrong impression when I texted them 'Heyyyyy.'

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I feel like someone needs to tell you this when you get a phone. I feel like I must have given a lot of people the wrong impression when I texted them 'Heyyyyy.'

Booze also tells me it's a great idea to get naked every time i drink

Booze is an asshole:

Booze also tells me it's a great idea to get naked every time i drink

I'd "settle" for being Bruce Wayne.  Barring that, I guess I'll be myself.

I'd "settle" for being Bruce Wayne. Barring that, I guess I'll be myself.

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