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Funny Family Ecard: I may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy.... True Story....

So True! Funny Family Ecard: I may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy.

Sons

Ooooh I will be this kind of mom when the boys are older. I will keep those kinds of girls away from my sons. No one did it for my hubby when he was young and I will not let that happen to my boys.

Now thats what I'm talking about!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Yep, a sense of humor is a necessity.  The only thing that keeps me sane some days!

Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math. In that accountant but not that parent.

And have babies whenever our husbands (guess they expect us to be heterosexual too) want us to

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

Congratulations on raising a child who causes their daycare provider to drink.

Funny Family Ecard: I love all of my children equally. Except for the one that naps.

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother.

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother. It's a fact!

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

OK, shopping with Vinny may not be quite this bad, but it is reason enough to settle for cereal for supper tonight rather than brave the aisles of the grocery store!

Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

from a former sahm and current daycare worker

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games.I'll see one of you later.

Illustrates how frustrating sassy back talk can be.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me.

Freak - A person who is envied cause they are a fabulously unique individual that can kick ass and has no need or desire to follow the flock.

Fly Your Own Freak Flag

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

Getting real tired of people telling my kid what to do and taking things from her. I AM HER MOTHER.. not you!!

Funny Family Ecard: I am about to show you what happens when you mess with one of my kids. You should probably brace yourself, this is going to hurt.