hahaha yoga shorts = my life

On a scale from one to over it, I'm at a SEE YOU LATER MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

yep

Totally My Disclaimer!

Haha.

Funny Confession Ecard: If only I could get paid for doing what comes naturally- being a sarcastic bitch.

its mean and true Caleb gets mad at me all the time for it

I feel like I'd be this way if I was married

"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants."

Story of my life- I hate math

So true

That's the truth!

Wine

haha. true, true.

lol seriously!

LOL I am so addicted to Some ecards right now

I feel like this, even though I hope its not true most of the time!