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Being smart will only get you so far... Having big boobs will take you the rest of the way.

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, My bathroom is sopping wet now. #ecards

I've got some serious sassy pants on today. WATCH OUT! I feel bad for all of my coworkers. #Sorry

The funny thing is; I pinned this off of my best friend


Why I'm NOT Teaching My Kids That They Have To Go To College

Haha. Sallie Mae and I are on good terms for now... But this is so true!