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Hahaha i would do that to someone...then laugh afterwards because I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face :D

Hahaha!! I'm so gonna use this on someone! ..or at least mumble it under my breath behind them in a stern way.

Funny Get Well Ecard: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. If they ask what that is? Tell em, 'I don't see my ass coming to work.'