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Asperger husband and NT wife; Aspergers Syndrome in marriage and family life. Two different worlds, one happy marriage.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I totally cannot stand snoring! Once threw a pillow at my parents because they were snoring!

Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.    somecards

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep.

Funny Baby Ecard: I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child.@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi0zYTUxMzUxNDFkZmQ5ZjNj

Pregnancy brain is real and turns into mom brain. What does pregnancy brain+mom brain=?

Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done. Yes. Yes I do!

This is the truth.and me and mom are the oy ones in the house who have to do laundry so wen i do it i get suoer excited seeing no dirty clothes until i see my dad walk in the door then the moment ends!

At least we don't have ugly children!

I'll shake it for you Luke Bryan if you shake it for me first.

I'm afraid if I give up wine, I'll have to replace it with murder.

I'd have to replace wine with murder. This actually made me laugh out loud and almost spit out my drink.

Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

Funny Confession Ecard: Today, I will be classy and elegant. Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

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