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This is the most true thing ever... when I get jealous I'm scared of what I may do

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

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The first time I rapped all of Lose Yourself by Eminem. That awesome feeling of how gangster you are the first time you rap your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

"I went to Target, but really couldn't find anything I wanted," said no one ever. #Target

I always find one thing I can't live without at target. And I say well I do have my off haha.

My kids live by this.

A toddler's rules of possession? How about a rules of possession. This is pretty much how I feel.

yes please!

Homemade Soft Pretzels

dear god, I'm not asking much but can you make Magic Mike in Amen.

Lolsotrue #165 If I still can't hear what you said after you repeated it 3 times, ill just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

For real, 11 year olds with "it's complicated" as their relationship status?

I get bored often...

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

I deserve a bonus for making it through the week ...

I deserve a bonus! This is soooooo me, especially at my job where forks are in abundance!

Our family has actually used "Metric Shit Ton" as a unit of measurement!

There's also crap-ton & fuck-ton which are clearly different units of measurement.