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True - this is exactly the reason I always ask for lite ice.

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sad...but true

This is so true. I'm like "the smiley means I'm friendly. You wouldn't flame on a friendly person, right?" I always think I'm being too rude so I put a smiley at the end.

I GET THIS ALL THE TIME! I don't understand!

curly hair problem - saving for Lucy.someday I know she'll complain about her curly hair! Strangers tell her it's amazing all the time.

So true. nailed-it-

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From now on I will only write a catastrophe, never an apostrophe

And then everyone tells you that you need a booster seat....maybe they just need to make longer visors! Repin if this is so you!!!

I was complaining about this in my friends car the other day, but she has the tall people problem and can't see the road if the visor is down haha we are totally opposite in stature.it's funny :)

Yeah I do it all the time lol

Other people voices are the best.Why can't I stop laughing? Maybe because it's so true.and I do it everyday.

I'm not SO SURE! But that's why they call it "Retail Therapy".

Paint on closet wall to always remember after some major retail therapy: "Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist"

my sister does this, we have a very tolerant cat

Happiness is. Cuddling your pet. You just realized. Cuddling is when you hold your pet hostage and think enjoy it. haha yeah I can see that.

Hahahaha!!! this happened the other day and i was trying to figure out why half of the time i sounded like a man and the other half like a high pitched weasel... my life is a wonder... ;P

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