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This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

#PatsSelfOnBack

I dont mean to brag but.I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes.

Ha...

Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

That's why ya don't drink Fireball around your best friends or a group that has grown too large for your comfort level ;)

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And it was still funny

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I find this funny because it's so me

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SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

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via: observando "I love everybody. Some i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i'd love to punch in the face." >>>ohhh that's what that feeling is. see i don't hate ppl, i really love them!

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

So true......... I will find you...... An kill you!

Every girl’s dream is to have her guy wake her up at 3 in the morning to say “Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you. You wake me up at 3 in the morning, I’ll kill you.

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I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

all the time..

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

This is for my bestie Mrs. Stevie Saia the most CLUMSY chick I have ever met in my whole life ;) love you!!! MUAH

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