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Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket.

DO THIS-Google this is just another reason I love you lol


Try it! But who doesn't laugh at Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris goes into the ocean, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck, lol.

Definitely applies to my past week @ work. Prison orange is not my color .... patience is a virtue... Lord please fill my mouth w/ worthwhile stuff & put Your hand over my mouth when I've said enough..... Geez! Suck it up buttercup!

I deserve a bonus! This is soooooo me, especially at my job where forks are in abundance!


That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life


Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

Tubing, north versus south.

And this is a prime example of one of the many reasons the south is better. Tubing up north involves snow. Tubing down south involves beer.

Yeah.. That happens.

At home, I want to go out, I want friends. When I go out, I want to go home, I hate people - Relatable Post

Women are helpless only while their nail polish is wet.  Even then, they could pull a trigger if they had to.

Lessons in Womanhood: You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

This reminds me of Gonzo

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned" This and many other fun wooden box signs are available at Wishful Living.

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In my defense a sidewalk broke my teeth. So sidewalks def. deserve dirty looks.