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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

call me old fashioned then XD

Oh my gosh, I love this so much that it makes me want to cry! I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.  #someecards

"Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed." I need one that says, "Don't make me mad then tell me I have an attitude problem.

Omg!

Next time a blocked number calls your cell, answer, "Charlie's whore house, you got the dough, we got the ho.

so true...More Funny Classic e-cards | http://funnysillypictures.blogspot.com/

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on : e-Card

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Man santa must haver been drunk last year because that same thing happened to me! Get it together santa.

...awwww poor whore...lol

Funny Reminders Ecard: You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.

If i could use this to teach my students to remember to capitalize i would! I can't stop laughing!!

Or. how about "helping your Uncle, Jack, off OF a horse" (improper use of capitalization for emphasis only). See, actual proper grammar and punctuation saves the day! But not as funny.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

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